In honor of National Woman’s Day…
As a husband, father, pastor, and author, I am constantly reminded of how much I really don’t know.
If I were to attempt to list all the things of which I have no knowledge, then that would take forever, especially since there are things that I don’t know I don’t know.
Here are some things that I wish I knew more about, or at least could understand. If it were possible to master these subjects, my self-esteem might go through the roof. Some may even call me a “know-it-all” in a non-derogatory way!
- How only three knobs (valves) and two lips can play an infinite number of musical notes.
- How people get clean in dirty bath water
- Hot flashes and why women hate them in the winter
- Why are things like Pi, things that have no answer, so dadgum important?
- If animals in cartoons and movies can talk to each other in English, not to mention read, then why can’t they just write a note to humans when someone is in danger?
- Women (in general) and why they wear “natural” makeup to look not natural
- Greek grammar
- Who killed Kennedy
- Nancy Pelosi
- How any man can become a woman without being able to have a baby, have a hot flash, or do a hundred things at once while still talking to her mother on the phone about something totally unrelated to what she is doing, and still remember to complain to her husband when he gets home for something he forgot to do that morning
- Why do I have to balance my budget? Why can’t I just decide to increase my debt limit?
- Why dogs and cats hate each other
- Why I could never pick up a snake by the tail, but Steve Irwin (R.I.P.) could
- RSS feed
- Why mega-church pastors with a full staff only have to preach once a week, while bi-vocational pastors without staff preach at least twice
- How the first person decided that drinking something fermented, breathing something on fire, eating something coagulated, or using the anal glands of a beaver for flavoring (castorium) was an appetizing idea
Life is full of persistent, nagging questions. Some questions may never be answered. I may never truly be a know-it-all. However, when it all comes down to what’s most important, I am reminded of the words of a man who was blind from birth: “I was blind…but now I see.”
I may not know everything, but I know that I will be OK when I die. I know that this world is not all there is. I know that heaven awaits me when I die. How? It’s all written in the Word of God, the Bible.
These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. – 1 John 5:13