Adding to the List
Not long ago I shared a list which one of my beautiful daughters sent to me. It was a list describing the qualities that must be present in the man who might be interested in relating with her.
This morning she texted me a “sub-list” to the previous list, and I think it is worth sharing. If some young man does strike her fancy, he’d better not be a pajama boy.
“You know that list that I made for my qualifications for a special male friend??? Well the sub-list is as follows:
1. Cleans up after the dog.
2. Washes the dishes.
3. Cleans out the fridge.
4. Rids all windows of spiders.
5. Rids house of spiders.
6. Rids garage of spiders.
7. Rids shed of spiders.
8. Comes to my aid when he does not fully complete his assignment of ridding said places of said eight-legged creature, regardless of the time or what he is tasking himself with upon the call.”
I’ve got a feeling she must have had a Monday-morning run-in with a dorm-dwelling arachnid. Notice both the spider and the list have eight points.
So, to sum up both lists, the guy must be a godly Christian who cooks, cleans, rubs feet, and kills spiders. Seems she might be looking for a bi-vocational super-spiritual minister who’s done everything from restaurant work to pest control.
Hah! Isn’t that sweet? She wants a man just like her daddy! 😉
Except I hate rubbing feet. Just saying.