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by Anthony Baker | March 25, 2017 · 7:48 pm

Crazy Search Terms and Christian Blogs

Searching

This post took a little longer than I wanted, all because I took the time to peruse the world wide web. Really, there are a lot of things out there I never knew, and the only way I could have found out about them was to randomly “Google” something.

Sometimes I am both amazed and brought to laughter when I read the search terms people have entered which led them to my blog. So, this time I figured I would type some crazy stuff in and see what happened.

The goal: Could I find a Christian blogger at the other end of these search-term rainbows?

10 search terms and their interesting results.

1. Boogaloo and happy hamsters

“Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos”

2. Buggy bumper Bible

Can I Know What to Believe?
Ben Witherington: “The Wisdom of Children in Sunday School – Or Fractured Bible Tales”

3. Myocardial Greek inflection

All Greek to me, except for articles in medical journals dealing with hypertension and coffee drinking making arteries stiffer.

4. Blessed are the fish

A blog post in the National Catholic Register by Deacon Steven D. Greydanus, “Homily: Blessed Are the Rich.”

5. Papaya preacher paints

A painting by Isabel Rock, “Papaya Don’t Preach.”

6. Faith and dirt in a blender

A soup recipe for Lent in U.S. Catholic. Written by Meghan Murphy-Gill, the blog post is “Lent soup: Leek and potato soup.”

7. Gospeltime elephant bladder

Randy Newman’s blog on Biblestudytools.com.

8. Gong Show Theology

The Sacred Sandwich

9. What if Scooby got saved?

“Scooby Doo-ifying the Gospel,” by Jason Micheli at Tamed Cynic.

10. Legalistic Ice Cream

A post entitled “From Legalism to Freedom,” part of a series on fasting by Kari Patterson.

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by Anthony Baker | May 7, 2012 · 12:05 am

Monday Monkey “At the Zoo” (Episode 22)

Multi-tasking

I am not a great multi-tasker. Once, in an emergency, I was forced to answer a phone, while cleaning house and preparing lunch for a small child – at the same time! Do you realize how difficult that is? I ended up in the hospital!

On the other hand, I do drive a school bus, which requires me to do a great many things at once.

Drive a 33,000 lb. vehicle
Yell
Communicate on a 2-way radio
Wipe perspiration (sweat) from my eyes
Watch 20 crumb-crunchers in a rear-view mirror doing everything they can to distract me from my primary job (see first thing on list)
Tell multiple stories to kindergartners, both true and fictional, but especially fictional (about aliens from outer space taking over the bodies of teenage girls)

Making Videos

I guess making Monday Monkey videos require a little multi-tasking, too. This week I had so much reading and writing to do that I actually broke a blood vessel in my right eye (no joke). I was so swamped, I didn’t know what to do, but I still had to work.

So, when I had to drive a field trip to the Chattanooga Zoo, I knew it would be the perfect time to take Buddy (Mr. Monkey). Maybe I am better at multi-tasking than I give myself credit. Maybe I am as good as my wife? No, I wouldn’t go that far.