A Great Deal
Every once in a while a deal comes along that you just can’t pass up, like four suits for the price of one at Joseph A. Bank. I mean, that’s simply a once-in-a-lifetime steal!
And have you ever seen those commercials for…I don’t know…everything? How can you pass on buying something for $19.95 when you get a second whatever and ten additional gadgets for no additional cost? (Just pay separate shipping and handling, of course).
Well, one deal I saw the other day at Wal-Mart just took my breath away! It was awesome! It was more than awesome…it was OBVIOUS!
TWO – count them – TWO honey buns for just $1! Or, if you like, you could buy one for just 50 cents. What a deal!
Yeah. Right.
Obvious Stuff
Look, businesses don’t give things away for no reason; separate shipping and handling actually covers the cost of free items; and, getting two honey buns for the price of two honey buns isn’t exactly a great deal. Some people never put two and two together.
What are some other things that should be obvious? Let me start a list:
- Watching church on TV is NOT as good as being there.
- Your vote DOES matter.
- Living together first is NOT the best way to start a marriage.
- One’s actions DO have consequences.
- Government is NOT the solution to every problem.
- Believing God doesn’t exist doesn’t make Him go away.
Any other suggestions?
The Recovering Legalist 