One thing that I have heard over and over again from experienced writers is, “Just write.” When asked how to become a better writer, they say, “Just write.” When asked, “What if I don’t know what to write about today?”, they say, “Just write.”
There once was a blubber named Blue who went to the ocean blue – who knew? He went there all scared, then came back prepared to marry a rubber rain shoe.
So, what’s all this stuff about North Korea? I think their leader actually believes the propaganda he heard as a child. Either that, or he has been affected by lead poisoning leaching from the medals of his generals.
I think that bullies are victims, too. Seriously! I read a meme posted by somebody on Facebook that blasted others for making fun of people. Well, when you bash bullies, remember that they are only scared, insecure, babies in big-boy clothes. They need love, too.
Have I ever told you that I hate the word “meme” almost as much as cottage cheese?
I have learned in my last semester of seminary that I am just as intelligent as my professors and most of the authors of my text books. No joke. I’m just not as well educated.
I broke my glasses this week, so I had to pull out an old pair with an older prescription. Until I can get some new ones I am wearing this pair with a broken ear piece put back together with a steel-like puddy. It’s not been too bad, though. Now I look like the nerd I never was. Maybe I’ll score an IT job making $150K a year!
There comes a time in every preacher’s life, especially one who preaches three times a week, when he asks the question: “What in the world am I going to preach on this Sunday?” Imagine being enrolled in a never-ending speech class!
I don’t mind when I snore.
Don’t you hate it when the weather is cold in the morning but hot as the Sahara in the afternoon? One has to start off the day in a parka, but end it in shorts and a t-shirt. It gets bad when you forget to check the forecast and end up later in the day wearing a flannel shirt and no deodorant.
It has been determined that I will never be a Calvinist.
I never liked Elmo on Sesame Street. Grover was my hero. I can even talk like him.
Kenya could use some of President Obama’s vacation money. I wonder if his daughters will go there on their next mission trip?
People are putting up gutters outside my window. I wonder that they are thinking as they look inside and see me sitting here, typing away like a professional writer? I bet they’re thinking, “Those blisters he has to get on his fingers must be painful, poor guy.”
Have a great Tuesday!
Or, if you are reading this on another day of the week, have a great whatever that day is, too!
- Elmo: Now Voiced By New Actor! (eyeoncelebs.com)
- More Propaganda From North Korea About America? (Video) (lynleahz.com)
- North Korea’s photo flaws laid bare … again (stuff.co.nz)
- Writing To Overcome Writer’s Block (nathanielrepay.wordpress.com)