In the Dark
I’m sitting in the dark on an empty school bus, waiting for a high school football team to finish playing. I have 29% battery on my iPhone, and I want to read my real Bible, not an app.
So, since it is dark (28%, now), I will blog in the dark. At least until I get to 20%.
Things that Irritate
A lot of people have used their blogs to gripe about things they hate, or things that irritate them (27%). Therefore, because I just heard something that irritated me when I watched a video on Socialcam, I will share some of my dislikes. Why not?
…..the limited capabilities of WordPress’s smartphone app.
…..(26%) people that won’t sing a well-known song to the beat, but delay the lyrics in order to appear more spiritual (’cause it doesn’t make them sound better).
…..when there is a hole in one slice of bread and the jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich leaks onto my hand.
…..(25%) mosquitoes.
…..cat hair in my throat (or any hair) that won’t wash down or cough up, but just sticks there.
…..a sunburn on my bald head.
…..(24%) no car charger for my phone while on a field trip.
…..reporters that ask to interview me, then distort the truth, making me look bad.
Oh great! The team is done. I’m cranking up the bus. I have light!
Going Home
Well, I now have 23% battery on my phone, but now it’s time to go home. I’ve got to make sure everything’s ready for the road.
Hope everybody goes to church somewhere this Sunday. You’re welcome to visit ours and hear me preach. If you do, that will NOT irritate me.
The Recovering Legalist 