Crazy Search Terms and Christian Blogs

Searching

This post took a little longer than I wanted, all because I took the time to peruse the world wide web. Really, there are a lot of things out there I never knew, and the only way I could have found out about them was to randomly “Google” something.

Sometimes I am both amazed and brought to laughter when I read the search terms people have entered which led them to my blog. So, this time I figured I would type some crazy stuff in and see what happened.

The goal: Could I find a Christian blogger at the other end of these search-term rainbows?

10 search terms and their interesting results.

1. Boogaloo and happy hamsters

• “Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos”

2. Buggy bumper Bible

• Can I Know What to Believe?
• Ben Witherington: “The Wisdom of Children in Sunday School – Or Fractured Bible Tales”

3. Myocardial Greek inflection

• All Greek to me, except for articles in medical journals dealing with hypertension and coffee drinking making arteries stiffer.

4. Blessed are the fish

• A blog post in the National Catholic Register by Deacon Steven D. Greydanus, “Homily: Blessed Are the Rich.”

5. Papaya preacher paints

• A painting by Isabel Rock, “Papaya Don’t Preach.”

6. Faith and dirt in a blender

• A soup recipe for Lent in U.S. Catholic. Written by Meghan Murphy-Gill, the blog post is “Lent soup: Leek and potato soup.”

7. Gospeltime elephant bladder

• Randy Newman’s blog on Biblestudytools.com.

8. Gong Show Theology

• The Sacred Sandwich

9. What if Scooby got saved? 

• “Scooby Doo-ifying the Gospel,” by Jason Micheli at Tamed Cynic.

10. Legalistic Ice Cream

• A post entitled “From Legalism to Freedom,” part of a series on fasting by Kari Patterson.