Maybe it’s not the culture, the activists, or the agenda-driven erotics forcing this whole male/female/wishy-washy restroom controversy.
This morning I woke up to several emails asking odd questions. One friend who is involved with monitoring attempted terrorist attacks on our waterways sent me an email saying, “You have been hacked.” Oh. That explained it.
Well, if you received a strange email from me in the middle of the night (depending on where you live), and if it was a spam email, then please accept my apologies. I can’t say it won’t happen again, but I’ll do my best to up the security.
In the meantime, here are some suggestions to help determine if an email you receive is actually from me…
First, if you receive an email with a time stamp of 3:30 a.m., toss it. If it is so important that I get a message to you in the middle of the night, I will either call, text, or say something other than “Hello!” If you do actually receive an email from me when I should be sleeping, just report me to my wife.
Secondly, I don’t know any “hot girls” or “sexy singles”. Let’s try to keep it that way, OK?
Thirdly, I hate to forward anything, and usually won’t if someone asks. If you receive a message that says something like, “You’ve got to check this out!”, then it’s probably not from me. If you receive anything that says, “Forward this to at least 10 people and you will be blessed with love and success,” it came from Satan, not me.
Lastly, I don’t do weird stuff. If it is an email asking you to check out some new “thing” on the market or a new gimmick to help you lose weight, it’s not from me. If it is a link to something sexual, shame on you if you click it!
Well, there you have it. I am sure I could come up with more suggestions, but I have other stuff to do. I hope this was helpful.
If you have any other suggestions, leave them in the comment section below. Your email may be the next one hacked.