Now that the Democrats have won back control of the House of Representatives, I will go ahead and make a few predictions about what will happen over the next two years.
If you are a Democrat, I’m pretty sure this list will look very similar to the “to do list” already held in place on your refrigerator door with “Keep Abortion Legal!” and Che Guevara magnets.
1) Democrats will demand investigations on everything Donald Trump has done or ever will do.
2) Democrats will obstruct anything the Republicans try to do or try not to do.
3) Democrats will make up stuff in order to keep investigations going.
4) The country will continue to be divided and become even more polarized based on the continual anti-Trump messaging fueled by Democrat accusations and pushed by the media. There will be no “working together” on anything.
5) Democrats will accuse Republicans of partisan obstructionism and complain constantly of hateful rhetoric.
6) The next election cycle will
- See even more left-wing celebrities like Katy Perry and Madonna going nude to draw out the youth vote, but the last 27 Reagan Democrats will call in their last favors and keep Hillary Clinton clothed;
- The race card will be used more often than Visa and Master Card combined;
- Civility will be thrown out the window like a piece of chewed gum;
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will record a remix of the Beatles’ “All You Need Is Love” and sing, “All You Need Is Socialism”;
- More celebrities who unfortunately lied to us the first time will once again promise to leave the country if Trump gets re-elected;
- Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi will finally remove their outer shells and reveal that they are actually alien lizard people intent on the destruction of humanity, but MSNBC and Rolling Stone will blame Trump for Pelosi and Waters’ inability to “come out” before then. Trump’s “Space Force” initiative will then be condemned as xenophobic and blamed for inciting intergalactic incivility. The new #MeTooLizard movement will justify the aliens’ apocalyptic plans as a natural response to Trump’s attempts to “drain the swamp.” The Geico Gecko will then identify as a lizard, get fang implants, and be invited to a week of guest spots on Jimmy Kimmel.
7) We will be 2 years closer to the destruction of a once-great nation.
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4 responses to “Seven+ Predictions for the Next Two Years (10/18-10/20)”
Lizards…Lol!🦎 We live in sad times. So glad God is in control.
That is very true… on both accounts.
Predictions right or wrong…We, as a society that seems to elect narcissistic bullies to represent us, we seem to be drifting faster and faster away from the Son who can save us (yes for a very long time now). It’s getting hard to identify as a “Christian” (there are lots of those) and much more accurate to identify as a “Follower of Jesus” (there are much fewer of these). Our countries only hope is another revival. I will admit it. I need revival myself,