Which Would Make Your Mother Happier?

Sunday is Mother’s Day!

I have only one question for you:

Which of the following statements would make your mother more happy?

• “Mom, I’m going to go to church, today.”
• “Mom, in honor of you I decided not to go to church.”
• “Mom, I heard a filthy joke, today. Want to hear it?”
•  “Mom, I heard a great sermon today about mothers. Can I tell you about it?”

Why not go to church on Mother’s Day and find out 🙂