I know, everyone hates them, even those of us who write them.
But you know that if your readers are actually going to take the time to read through an entire 1500-word masterpiece, it had better be interlaced with plenty of eye-grabbing pictures, recessed quotes, and more headers than an Irish bar at lunchtime. . . or a gathering of hot-rodders, whichever analogy you prefer.
Since I’ve been guilty of writing blog posts with word counts in excess of 1,500 words, I thought it might be a good idea to offer some tips on how to get through such large, monumental, and brilliant works of literary genius.
- Skim it. That’s right, don’t try to read every little word, just skim through the post… then leave a comment.
- Only read the points that interest you. Yes sometimes you can just skim through a post and look for the headers that are most interesting. Just read what comes under those and forget about the rest.
Then, of course, leave a comment.
- Pictures and quotes. If reading an entire post is too taxing for your brain, then just look at the pictures and read a quote or two.
After that, leave a colorful comment.
- Re-read the title of the post and make up your own idea for what the post is about. Could it get any more simple?
Once you’ve imagined your own content, leave a comment.
So, there you have it! Four easy tips on how to get through those long, tedious, over-the-top, brilliant, etc. etc. etc., glorious post that are longer than 500 words.
And here’s a gratuitous picture of my 1lb, 11oz-dog, George.
Note: If you don’t understand that this post is meant to be humorous, comment begging, and self-deprecating, just go back and look at the picture of my puppy. You need to smile.