Random Advice for Preachers

The fact that I am still preaching after all these years is a miracle and a testament to God’s grace and mercy…grace in that He called me and continues to use me; mercy in that He hasn’t zapped me with lightning.

Therefore, before I do something totally stupid and end up being forced to take an early flaming chariot ride beyond the clouds, you might want to pay attention.

You may not be a preacher or a pastor, but if you are, or know someone who is, I want here are seven (7) random, unsolicited, out-of-the-blue words of advice. Take them for what they are worth while I am still around to offer them.

  1. Take the time to learn how to pronounce the names of ancient places and people before you stand up to read your text or selected Scripture. This even applies to extra-biblical names. Not only will you appear more intelligent, but you will avoid the risk of pronouncing something not meant to be uttered from the pulpit.
  2. Always make sure your wireless mic is turned off before you kneel at the altar to pray with someone. The congregation doesn’t need to hear someone confess something over the main speakers.
  3. For heaven’s sake, turn off your wireless mic BEFORE you make a last minute trip to the men’s room before the service or during the choir special.
  4. Never assume sugar plums are a safe illustration during a Christmas sermon when you have in your congregation elderly people who have a penchant to talk loud enough to be heard…and like to point out there were other “things” sugar was added to in order to make children latch on.
  5. Never confess from the pulpit that you are yourself and may never be “another Billy Graham.” Someone will ALWAYS say, “Amen!”
  6. Never use your wife in a sermon illustration unless you want to become an illustration for what not to do in a sermon.
  7. Never make ministry about success, wealth, health, the good life, or yourself; preach Christ crucified. You may come across as a fool to some, but the message of the cross is the power and wisdom of God to those who will believe (1 Cor. 1:23-31).

There’s more I could tell you, but what are your thoughts? Do you have any words of advice for up-and-coming preachers?

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7 responses to “Random Advice for Preachers

  1. LOL! Thanks, I enjoyed this. Microphone accidents are the worst.

    At our church, I’m trying convince them to turn the sound up. I think everyone just has microphone trauma. We have a lot of people willing to speak up in church…but that’s only because they know nobody can hear them. I hear very well, but most of our congregation is elderly. Speaking just doesn’t count if you’re so quiet nobody can hear your words.

    And, true story, I’m trying desperately to convince some older gentlemen, that no, we do not “shut off our hearing aids before we go into church.” I’m laughing here, but that was actually once taught. Good grief.

  2. hawk2017

    Good. Love the Dog.:)

  3. Hah! All points are excellent advice!

  4. Consult the congregation before planning crazy things that continually take mother’s out of the home.

    No, we don’t want to have a luncheon at the church the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

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