How do you know whether or not you’ve been a good parent? Well, if your kids turn out ok without eating each other before they’re 10, then it is a good sign you raised them right. They don’t always turn out the way you hope. Some, despite everything you do to give them every opportunity to learn and succeed in life, decide on their own to spit on everything they’ve ever been taught. I know that happens. But generally speaking, what are some ways you can tell your instruction stuck in their brains? Here are some ideas.
First off, if they don’t act like heathen, then you are doing ok. Well, I guess if you are a heathen, then you want them to act like you. My children are not heathen, nor do they look like them. For that I am thankful. They don’t sacrifice animals, just spend too much on vet bills.
Secondly, they choose non-heathens to marry. My son-in-law is not a heathen. My future son-in-laws will not be heathen – so help me God. I have tasted prison food….it’s not that bad.
Thirdly, you know you have done alright bringing up your children if you owe them money. I am in debt to all of my girls. Isn’t that great? They can pay for college with the interest they make off of me.
Fourthly, they let you play with their new electronic toys without saying, “Ok, now let me!” And that is what I am doing right now. I am playing on Alicia’s brand new MacBook Air in her large living room with hardwood floors, while watching a 50 inch digital TV. My parent’s only had three channels, and the hardwood gave you splinters. Our computer has to have it’s own airconditioner.
Fifthly, and finally, they make dinner for you in their own kitchen, with their own dishes, electricity, and food. It’s so wonderful to have children who can feed not only themselves, but also their broke, technologically handicapped, and malnourished parents.
Oh, I have done ok. My wife is pleased, too. Our youngest may still wind up becoming a Democrat, who knows. All we can do is keep loving, providing, and praying. Let’s just hope the kids keep this in mind when we need help changing our own diapers.
The Recovering Legalist 