Application to Date My Daughter

Anthony Baker:

As a father, I totally loved this post from Jessie Jeanine. If only more parents would take dating this seriously.

Men, our daughters are gifts from God. We should be their mentors and protectors, their examples of what men should be. The last things we should be are accomplices to disrespect, abuse, pre-marital sex, heartache, regret, and the furtherance of teenage stupidity.

Print off the application in this post and USE IT! Your daughter will thank you, later…..maybe much later, but later.

Originally posted on Jessie Jeanine:

APPLICATION
FOR
PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, JOB HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.

GENERAL INFORMATION:

NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH______________________________
HEIGHT___________  WEIGHT__________________
IQ__________  GPA__________________________
SOCIAL SECURITY #__________________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #__________________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_________________
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________
CITY/STATE___________  ZIP___________________

Do you have parents?  ___Yes  __No
Number of years they have been married_____________

If less than your age, explain_____________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A.  Do you own or have access to a van?  __Yes   __No
B.  A motorcycle?  __Yes   __No
C.  A waterbed?  __Yes  __No
D.  A pickup with a mattress in the back?  __Yes  __No
E.  Is your body a willing canvas for tattoo artists?  __Yes  __No
F.  Do you have more piercings than my little girl?  __Yes  __No

(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE…

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2 responses to “Application to Date My Daughter

  1. Anthony, checkout my response on Jessie Jeanine’s blog.
    Still giggling.

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