Just Trying to Help
So, the “tot mom,” as the nasty Nancy Grace calls her, was released from prison. It is about time! They should have never held the poor creature for so long, especially since she was innocent, and all. Now, more than ever, she needs our help.
Just because the media portrayed her as a cold-blooded, self-centered, party-loving child murderer, that does not mean that we should be prejudiced against her. I mean, duh! She was found innocent of all charges, you know, except for those four, iddy-biddy counts of lying.
Honestly, which one of us has never lied to a police officer? I mean, thousands of people lose their kids everyday. And who hasn’t used that “babysitter-on-vacation-in-the-hospital-out-of-town” line? Funny how the police fall for it every time, you know? Crazy funny. I’m laughing even now – HA!
So, since it is only fair that every one have the chance to start over, especially when she’s innocent, Casey could use some help getting back on her feet. She needs a place to live, and a job. She needs to make some money to help pay for unfair legal expenses. And who knows, she may want to adopt. That would be so great, because she did, unfortunately, lose her daughter to an unfortunate accident of some unfortunate kind, unfortunately.
I think the best place for Casey Anthony to re-locate would be in Death Valley, California. Away from the eyes of a judgmental public and an unforgiving media, she could enjoy the remote sands while working on her tan. Reputed to be the one of the hottest and driest places on earth, not to mention way below sea level, she would feel right at home.
If that didn’t work, or if she felt she was just a little too close to California with all its tempting party spots, there’s always the hot springs at Yellowstone National Park. Smithsonian.com even did a story about this place, making special mention of it’s beautiful colors. Oh, don’t take my word for it, read it for yourself…
…you couldn’t do much better than the conditions in Yellowstone’s hot springs. The springs are near the boiling point of water and acidic enough to dissolve nails. But some microbes thrive there, and the pigments they produce give the springs vivid, otherworldly colors. (click HERE for article)
Since Casey Anthony will probably have a hard time finding gainful employment (thanks to those mean old journalists), I have a few suggestions. Surely there is someone out there who cares enough for Casey to offer her a position.
- High-Speed Railroad Rail Polisher – A high-tech job like this could help her self-esteem.
- Food Taster / Cup Bearer for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – Just think of the honor! She could be like Nehemiah!
- Humanitarian Land Mine Remover (HLMR) – Nobody would bother her while she was at work. Fantastic!
- Shark Repellent Tester (SRT) – I have heard this pays a lot of money to the right individual.
- Knife Throwers Assistant – Not a lot of benefits, but she would get to travel and live in vintage circus tents.
Everybody needs an encouraging word, now and then. The Bible is full of them. And since the promises of God are there to bring comfort to the weak and weary, the hurting and broken of heart, let me leave one of them with you…
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. – 2 Peter 3:9
But here’s another one…
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but [rather] give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance [is] mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. – Romans 12:19
NOTE: Before anyone else makes a comment, please remember a few things: 1) I’m not perfect, nor do I claim to be; 2) I do NOT desire to see Casey Anthony burn in hell; and 3) God’s amazing grace and mercy is available to the worst of sinners, meaning not just that Anthony, but this Anthony, too. On the other hand, there is much frustration over the fact that this well-publicized case was about a murdered little girl. As of yet, the crime is still unsolved. Caylee’s cry for justice is what fuels the frustration.
ALSO: The final verse should be a warning to all who truly wish Casey Anthony harm. But at the same time it should also be a reminder that even though God is merciful and gracious, it was Jesus who said, “And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.” - Matthew 18:5-6 KJV
God is merciful, but He evidently does not take harming innocent children lightly. If Casey Anthony did murder little Caylee, then I pray she makes haste to accept the sacrifice for her sin on Calvary; otherwise, if not on this earth, one day she will answer to Whom vengeance does belong. The same is true for all of us.